Suan Tian

pretty.dirty.mess is one year old today.

Happy birthday dear blog! :D

Oh well, this is my last post for 2009. It has been one hell of a year.

Bitter sweet. Jump and fall. Chocolate-Peria (huh?) haha.

I've got no complaints, really.

Only good memories to cancel out the crappy insignificant ones.

What's your NY resolution Jess?

Unlike last year, I've only got one for 2010..that is to

MAKE THINGS HAPPEN 

The Slogan ?

A bit of Enthusiasm and Determination won't hurt right?

Happy 2010 people!

Here's to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.

CHEERS:D

The Wait Is Over

Have a Merry (almost) Christmas! ^_____^ v

WHY I HEART CHRISTMAS:

1. Family Gathering at Tambunan. (There are 33 people in Grandma's house this year. Everyone's home for Christmas!)

2. Gift Exchange (Always the highlight of Christmas morning!)

3. Barbecue (eat!eat!eat!eat!)

4. Party All Night Long (nobody sleeps before at least 1am, even the kids)

5. click! snap* click! pictures (of cute poses, candid moments and wasted people he he he)

6. Christmas Mass :)

7. Movie date with little cousins. (this year, it will be a Thai horror movie, but they didn't know! ~evil laugh~)

8. Sing along to Jingle Bell Rock (my favorite Christmas tune!)

9. Because it's almost impossible to be sad on Christmas

10. Everything (everyone) is red, green, happy, laughing and glowing.

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Lord, in this holy season of prayer and song and laughter, we praise you for the great wonders you have sent us: for shining star and angel's song, for infant's cry in lowly manger. We praise you for the Word made flesh in a little Child. We behold his glory, and are bathed in its radiance.

Be with us as we sing the ironies of Christmas, the incomprehensible comprehended, the poetry made hard fact, the helpless Babe who cracks the world asunder. We kneel before you shepherds, innkeepers, wisemen. Help us to rise bigger than we are. 

Amen.

Walking On Sunshine

 I RAN SHIRTLESS WITH A CONDOM BCOS I HAVE AMAZING BOOBS!

what's yours? :D

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=What could possibly go wrong today? Let me count the ways=

1. Rain ruined your laundry : "crap!"
2. Dog ate your breakfast :"demmit!"
3. Condescending pricks : "eff you!"
4. Where-is-the-damn-thing-i-thought-i-put-it-here-yesterday-did-somebody-mess-with-my-stuff?? : "scheeeet!"
5. Black outs @ power cuts in the middle of the day : "WTF?WTF!
6. Why is she NOT dead yet? : "omg, I'm going to poke my eyes out if she is not dunzo by the next episode"
7. Neighbor's radio is waaay too loud at 7 in the morning : "grrrrr!"

Even in December, things can get..overwhelming in little ways that gets your panties in a twist.

Rise to the occasion, grumpy people

and just..

CHILL & LAUGH HARDER
^_^V

Cogito, Ergo Sum

This is not a self-absorbed entry. Rest assured that this blog is gag-reflex friendly. 

Read without care.

Random Fact #1

With the obscene amount of time spent in virtual/academic world, house chores accomplishments are strangely fulfilling.

Random Fact # 2

Why oh why didn't I think of doing this instead of leaving the question unanswered?

Math used to be a nightmare :)

 

Random Fact # 3

If such notice exists, I'd say it's invisible.

Random Fact # 4

When facing the assault of camera flashes,

I'd do b!ch face before showing them pearly whites.

Random Fact #5

I think 500 Days of Summer is beautiful in a heartbreaking kind of way.

......

You have your way. I have my way.

As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way,

it does not exist.

...............................fin.....................................

Futue Te Cockroaches!

I fucking hate cockroaches!

They just pop out of nowhere!!

Last night, I was happily watching Supernatural  on my laptop and suddenly two cockroaches emerge from behind the screen, onto the keyboard and threw me off my chair.

I don't know how it happened but I was so shocked that I fell off my chair and landed ass first on the floor.

Hurts like hell.
Repelled beyond words.

My dad heard the commotion, saw the cockroaches and thought it was funny.

My dad can be so insensitive sometimes.

I was pissed tahap matahari and it increased tenfold when the said cockroaches were still wandering around my study table. I really want to beat both to death but then I'm gonna have to clean up the gooey smelly mess of the remains.

That's right EUWWWWW!

I waited for about 10 minutes before the cockroaches sauntered down the table and out of the room.

#&%&^#&^#&^@%#&^!!

Six reasons why I hate cockroaches:

1. yes, they pop out of nowhere.

2. they are hideous

3. I heard that if they pee on your eyes, you'll turn blind.

4. they fly

5. they bite

6. they don't go away even if you say "shoo!shoo!" or make growling noises. Rats will run away but these punks will charge ahead like nobody's business. They are not afraid of you, instead they swing that tentacles defiantly as if saying "I own you bitch".

I fucking hate cockroaches.

My Cup Of Tea

There is nothing like Glee on TV.

 It's easily the best new show of 2009 (I'm bias, I know) but what is there not to love about Glee?

To be honest, I wasn't a fan before because the plot summary didn't appeal to me. I remember muttering to myself "Oh great, now we have high school musical on TV" ~roll eyes~

What possessed me to change my mind you ask?

onedayigotboredandsincei'monholidayineedanextradistraction

A friend recommended Glee.

So, why not right? If the pilot episode tanked, I could always split.

But it didn't and I never looked back.

Yes, the plot may lack originality. Since it's set in a high school, you could pinpoint the usual suspects. However, it takes nothing away from the show. The singing is flawless, my personal favorite (so far) is It's My Life/Confessions mash-up and the group rendition of Nelly's Ride with Me.

Each episode is a delightful mix of humor, drama, tension,  a bit of angst and positive moral values.

High School Musical has nothing on Glee.

Another plus?

The villain is in the form of Sue Sylvester.

I'll get down on my knees and worship the ground that she walks on because she takes the meaning of wicked bitch to a whole new level.

I've never felt so much need to punch a TV character until her!

There have been plenty of shows that started strong and then fell from the peak of their first few episodes. Glee shows no signs of faltering. And even if it does, the twelve episodes that I have seen will stand among the best of 2009.

Yes, that good.

It's official, I'm in Glee.

Too Nice Of A Disease

 I avoid confrontations like the plague. I play nice most of the time. I'm lucky that people are nice to me most of the time. People who matter of course. Last week, Nice Jess soared to an all time high. You see,  I decided to terminate my Friendster account as some of my friends have canceled theirs. Let's face it, cool 20-somethings don't do Friendster. Elaborate? Irrelevant, because you know why. Bah, back to the story.

This is my FS Cancellation form:

Initially, I ticked the "I switched to another social networking Site" box.

So naturally I have to list the site that I switched to.

Facebook.

And then it hit me. Punya kasian the FS admin kalau dorang baca ni. People snubbing their site for another. I felt even worse reading the benefits of having a FS account listed above the cancellation form. Besa-besa ja ba tu benefits, camana mo kasi kalah Facebok kan? I'm pretty sure it's there to beg people to stay with FS, but once you've had the taste of FB you know you can never go back. (Dramatik kan?)

So, I only ticked the box that says "My friends stopped using Friendster". Hope it softens the blow a bit.

Sounds crazy. Hell even I think I'm crazy!

I am thaaat nice.

It's always between two extremes.

Either bagussssssss betul or jahaaaaatttt gila babz depending on the situation.

Either way, I always get the job done :D