Sunday, February 7, 2010

Mall Porn

Lalalalalalalalala..it's been awhile! Finally I get to sit down and blog about this thing before my train of thought wander off again. The lack of updates is not due to the lack of happenings (trust me, plenty of stuff happened) it's just that my blogging muse went MIA for a while. I don't know about you, but if I can't tell a story right, I wouldn't even attempt to write it. Instead, I'll just hang back and wait until until the sensation of flowing words return. Wouldn't want you to read a crappy piece nor would I subject myself to the crime of taking 10 minutes of your precious time. God, I'm rambling! I've always been a talker. I mean, I'm pretty sure I talked a lot and laughed even more on daily basis. It wouldn't be too presumptuous to see myself as a ray of sunshine :)
Waittttttttttt, this is not entirely about me and my temperament. That's just..uh..warming up?
Go ahead and roll your eyes -_-
hihihihihihihi <-------(genuine laugh. Notice the absence of LOL
Jeez, I even type my laugh.
I'm crazy like that.

Anyway, I went shopping with my cousins yesterday. It was a Saturday = crowded malls = no parking = traffic jam. The usual. It's totally like NYC on weekends. So, we were on our way to Palm Square when I saw this girl. She was wearing a tight black leggings with a baby tee. A normal sight right? but the said tee is tight AND short = leaving her crotch area completely defined, outlined and...just..exposed...bulging. Don't get me wrong, I think leggings are heaven-sent because they work great with just about anything but DO COVER YOUR JUNK. No one wants/should see that. It's an awkward sight. 

Well, if I thought that was awkward, this next girl is even more horrifying. She was wearing a too tight WHITE leggings. First, VPL. You could practically see the outline of the whole panty, could even make out the ribbon on the panty BAND (she was in front of me on the escalator) Second, the appearance of the
cameltoe (google if you don't know what it means). Enough said. If that's not embarrassing, I don't know what is ~shivers~

Leggings can be amazing when you know what goes well with it. It can also go horribly wrong when you don't;
1. get the right size that fits you appropriately. People can certainly see if they are too tight on you.
2. make sure that your crotch is at least mostly covered. Long top, short dresses, skirts etc are a total go but always remember that short and very tight shirts are always a bad idea with leggings.

I've seen many looks that include leggings as part of the attire. Sexy, cute, comfortable, edgy, retro, hip, are pretty adequate adjectives to describe them. The sky is the limit. Flaunt it if you've got it.

Just remember to cover your junk.

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Oh ya, I've got to post this DIY christmas card from BFF Dedz. She's awesome in all things new,old and borrowed. (Note to Dedz: I just got this a few days ago.The Inanam Post Office must have worked effingly slow during the hols. Love the card, esp the greeting..hehe)


see, I am, indeed,  a ray of sunshine. :D
Have a good week people!

16 comments:

♥ AnnieMing ♥ said...

Ughh! I hate it when girls wear leggings with a baby tee & showing the cameltoe, VPL, you name it. Macam la teda jual itu baju2 yg cover her junks..

You know what, the other day I saw this girl wearing leggings + baby tee & unfortunately leggings dia ada kuyak d bu*tut but she was relax saja jalan2.. I'm not sure if she noticed d hole on her butt & paling sakit mata lagi is when d underwear ada keluar sikit from d hole.. Bida!

Jessica_Lyne said...

hahahahahahahaha! astaga! ~facepalms~ naik bulu roma sa imagine tu. Sudala kuyak, terkeluar lagi. God help her!

Itulah sis, I don't get the whole not-covering-my-junk-when-i-wear-leggings trend. It's so awkward to be exposed like that -_-

Dict MFG said...

might as well just wear the leggings and nothing else...

Jessica_Lyne said...

god, my eyes~!!! hahaha.
on a rising note if spoken by girls.
on a breathy note if spoken by boys.

SuicideCandy said...

LMAO... ngam apa ko cakap... klu maw begaya pandai2 la. LMAO... i can imagine that poor girl, somebody you said something to her b4 she goes out.

Dict MFG said...

Hihihi...true for "normal" boys anyway

in which I do not apply. :p

Li said...

omg...even imagining the outfit in my head made me shudder...horrifying!!haha
VPL is the 1 of the worst fashion crime ever!!!like what?????wear longer tees plz!

Amanda Christine Wong said...

aaaaa...punya disastrous tu! i have a malay coursemate who committed that sin! nasib she doesn't wear tudung, or else it'd be super awkward.

Btw, i had a major VPL wardrobe malfunction before. Or rather, a NON-VPL malfunction.

I was wearing a white body fitting dress for our annual dinner, and of course, I THOUGHT I needed a G-string to hide those VPLs.

Oh it was hidden alright...'Cept the 'T' of it was saying 'hi' to everyone and EVERYONE knew my butt was hanging out in the lime light.

And that was the time when I had to go on stage to pick up an award...

MAYJAH DISASTER!

Jessica_Lyne said...

Cynta: her friends are either blind or mean to let her walk around in that -_-

Dict: I get you..hihihi. Well, appreciation for human beauty/flaws swings all ways :)

Li:that's what i thought! The mirror exist for a reason.

Manda: gahahahahah! should have worn a boyshorts, even g-string can go horribly wrong sometimes.

Nerojei said...

Come on, Jess. Where's the picture? Ahahaha.

Jessica_Lyne said...

Joe u pervert! hahaha

Li said...

yes,lace boyshorts is the safest bet..thongs & panties are very tricky when ur wearing tight skirts/dress..thus buy more lace boyshorts..hehe

Eric said...

I WANT A PAIR OF LEGGINGS PLS.

Jessica_Lyne said...

Eric, didn't know you're a exhibitionist! hahaha.

GeTzzz.... said...

Reading all the comments, i was like...Wow! I'm so waaaaay behind the story....

Gud thing i dun go fur legging fashionita...Wanna try it out but SEE! This is what i fear the most- EXPOSURE of .... hehhehehe

However, things had said. Tips had given. am still itchy to try leggings in the future:p

nc said...

hehe..now i know wat a cameltoe is.

:)